THANK YOU
No need to plunge further – we’re on the case!
We’ve Received Your S.O.S. (Save Our Sink/Sewer/System)!
Thank you for reaching out! Your request is flowing through our system faster than water down an unclogged drain. While you’re waiting for our expert team to arrive and work their magic, here are a few things you can do:
If You’re Dealing with a Clogged Drain:
- Resist the urge to use your plunger as a musical instrument. We know it’s tempting, but the neighbors might not appreciate your “drain pipe symphony.”
- Avoid pouring any more water down the drain. Your sink doesn’t need a swimming pool!
- If you hear gurgling noises, don’t worry. It’s just your pipes practicing their opera skills.
If It’s a Sewer Issue:
- Please refrain from flushing anything else. Your toilet isn’t a magician – it can’t make things disappear forever.
- Keep calm and remember: what happens in the sewer, stays in the sewer (until we arrive).
- If you smell something funky, just pretend you’re at an exotic cheese tasting. It’s all about perspective!
For HVAC Problems:
- If it’s too hot, remember: you’re not melting, you’re just becoming more streamlined.
- If it’s too cold, think of it as your chance to perfect your penguin waddle.
- Resist the urge to turn your living room into a sauna or an ice rink. We’ll be there soon!
What’s Next?
- Our team will contact you shortly to confirm your appointment.
- We’ll arrive with our superhero toolbelts, ready to battle any plumbing or HVAC villain.
- Your home will be back to normal before you can say “Why did I ever think pouring bacon grease down the drain was a good idea?”
Remember, at Struse Plumbing & Air, we believe that a day without plumbing is like a day without… well, plumbing. And nobody wants that!
Stay tuned, stay dry, and stay at a comfortable temperature. Help is on the way!
